Scoop: THE NEIGHBORS on ABC - Today, February 13, 2013

"Mother Clubbers" - After Debbie fears she's lost her looks and Jackie discovers that on Earth she's considered a "10" (back home Larry Bird was the pretty one), they end up in Hell (literally), a hip new club, hoping to feel a little more like desirable women and a little less like moms, in this episode that airs as part of ABC's Wednesday comedy Valentine's Day salute. Meanwhile, Marty and a deflated Larry Bird look to Amber to help them makeover their drab appearances, on "The Neighbors," TONIGHT, FEBRUARY 13 (8:30-9:00 p.m., ET) on ABC. Michael Bay appears as himself.

"The Neighbors" stars Jami Gertz as Debbie Weaver, Lenny Venito as Marty Weaver, Simon Templeman as Larry Bird, Toks Olagundoye as Jackie Joyner-Kersee, Clara Mamet as Amber Weaver, TIM JO as Reggie Jackson, Ian Patrick as Dick Butkus, MAX CHARLES as Max Weaver and ISABELLA CRAMP as Abby Weaver.

Guest starring are Michael Bay as himself, Alonzo Bodden as the bouncer, Bradley Hasemeyer as Robert, Stephen Guarino as Chad, Tim Bader as Nick, Madison Shockley as Tanner, Jay Huguley as Paul and Ashley Olds as the hot girl.

"Mother Clubbers" was written by Scott King and directed by John Fortenberry.