COLBERTREPORT on Twitter

6/14 @ 10:35 PM

ColbertReport - I told Sir Paul we had to know what songs he’d play. He said, 'I understand completely, I'll decide when I get there' http://t.co/itaUIaqNCj Retweet | Reply | Link

6/14 @ 8:10 PM

ColbertReport - "Evidently that torch of freedom is only for Americans. For the rest of the world she's holding a boom mic." http://t.co/AMHfZwPcLX Retweet | Reply | Link

6/14 @ 5:16 PM

ColbertReport - "I do pinch myself sometimes and think, 'Done pretty good.'" - @PaulMcCartney http://t.co/q6xsxaR30P Retweet | Reply | Link

6/14 @ 3:05 PM

ColbertReport - Stephen's not sure why NYC needs a bike program when it already has one for the price of bolt cutters. @CitibikeNYC http://t.co/YH98gNPqdU Retweet | Reply | Link

6/14 @ 12:32 PM

ColbertReport - .@PaulMcCartney may be a giant, but this is The Colbert Report, not the McCartney RePartney. http://t.co/itaUIaqNCj Retweet | Reply | Link

6/14 @ 10:03 AM

ColbertReport - Stephen thinks @PaulMcCartney is right up there with Gilbert & Sullivan, Rogers & Hammerstein and Lennon & McCartney. http://t.co/itaUIaqNCj Retweet | Reply | Link

6/13 @ 9:31 PM

ColbertReport - I told Sir Paul it's a half-hour show with time for 1 song. He immediately agreed to an hour-long show with 6 songs. http://t.co/itaUIaqNCj Retweet | Reply | Link

6/13 @ 8:01 PM

ColbertReport - Americans whose Internet privacy has been violated are shocked to learn anything on the Internet was ever private. http://t.co/AMHfZwPcLX Retweet | Reply | Link

6/13 @ 7:40 PM

ColbertReport - My guest needs no introduction so I'll introduce myself. Here to interview Sir @PaulMcCartney is Sir Stephen Colbert. http://t.co/q6xsxaR30P Retweet | Reply | Link

6/13 @ 6:31 PM

ColbertReport - Stephen is 51 percent sure his guest is foreign because no American would ever say, “All you need is love.” http://t.co/AMHfZwPcLX Retweet | Reply | Link

6/13 @ 4:45 PM

ColbertReport - "This is going to be a 150-person @PaulMcCartney concert. You hear that, @Oprah? You and your free cars can suck it." http://t.co/itaUIaqNCj Retweet | Reply | Link

6/13 @ 3:23 PM

ColbertReport - .@StephenAtHome can relate to @PaulMcCartney: http://t.co/ulHCUGiLdH #colbertreport http://t.co/6hdgYSgncg Retweet | Reply | Link

6/13 @ 3:22 PM

ColbertReport - .@PaulMcCartney describes his music career with The #Beatles and Wings: http://t.co/ulHCUGiLdH #colbertreport http://t.co/AsQrq5Gkhg Retweet | Reply | Link

6/13 @ 1:28 PM

ColbertReport - "[Being with Linda in the band] a way to make a better marriage?" | "No, it's just that I liked her." http://t.co/q6xsxaR30P @PaulMcCartney Retweet | Reply | Link

6/13 @ 11:31 AM

ColbertReport - "He may be a giant, but this is The Colbert Report, not the McCartney RePartney." http://t.co/ulHCUGiLdH @PaulMcCartney Retweet | Reply | Link

6/12 @ 11:16 PM

ColbertReport - Does @PaulMcCartney already have the #colbertbump? http://t.co/H0jCRqWMOs Tune in after @TheDailyShow for performances by the rock legend. Retweet | Reply | Link

6/12 @ 9:15 PM

ColbertReport - "Sir Paul, thank you so much for making me the fifth Beatle. Oh my God I'm never washing my hand again" -2009 interview with @PaulMcCartney Retweet | Reply | Link

6/12 @ 7:27 PM

ColbertReport - "I think this #McCartney kid's got something special & I’m gonna put him on the map!" #behindthescenes http://t.co/eCs3napv5D Retweet | Reply | Link

6/12 @ 6:31 PM

ColbertReport - Need to get a message to a friend? http://t.co/dgV1xugBk0 Do what our grandparents did and use a carrier #chicken. http://t.co/CfFz4tnhvn Retweet | Reply | Link

6/12 @ 5:04 PM

ColbertReport - TONIGHT: Musician @PaulMcCartney performs from his “Out There” tour in a special musical episode of The Report. @ComedyCentral 11:30/10:30c. Retweet | Reply | Link

6/12 @ 3:45 PM

ColbertReport - "The NSA's surveillance program is called #PRISM. Haven't heard of it? It's heard of you." http://t.co/F84VejlPSJ Retweet | Reply | Link

6/12 @ 12:16 PM

ColbertReport - "[Obama] is imitating Bush and thinks it will make me like him. I don't care ... you're not my real president." http://t.co/GXqtl4YP0t Retweet | Reply | Link

6/12 @ 10:00 AM

ColbertReport - What's Stephen's beef with @PaulMcCartney? Find out now: http://t.co/H0jCRqWMOs RT if you're tuning in to tonight's show. Retweet | Reply | Link

6/12 @ 6:40 AM

ColbertReport - Who is Paul McCartney's favorite #Beatle? http://t.co/H0jCRqWMOs Tune in tonight at 11:30 ET for an hour-long special with @PaulMcCartney Retweet | Reply | Link

6/12 @ 12:10 AM

ColbertReport - "It's been a while since you were on the show. Still gay?" – Stephen to @FakeDanSavage http://t.co/104OJNXGIg #formobile Retweet | Reply | Link

6/11 @ 11:40 PM

ColbertReport - Stephen believes nuclear launch officers would make perfect @FoxNews anchors. http://t.co/0H2xr8EpCy #formobile Retweet | Reply | Link

6/11 @ 10:35 PM

ColbertReport - "I'm married to a lady. There's a name for it. It's called #marriage. Perhaps you've heard of it." http://t.co/SIKcKcbK26 Retweet | Reply | Link

6/11 @ 10:02 PM

ColbertReport - "Let me translate that for you: when can I stop caring about #Turkey again?" http://t.co/0mwxroRfde #formobile Retweet | Reply | Link

6/11 @ 9:55 PM

ColbertReport - Author @BergnerDaniel talks about just what women want in his new book. http://t.co/WGlmfq8B82 Retweet | Reply | Link

6/11 @ 8:40 PM

ColbertReport - The actor who played Chewbacca was stopped by airport security & Stephen thinks they were right to be suspicious @ComedyCentral 11:30/10:30c Retweet | Reply | Link

6/11 @ 7:26 PM

ColbertReport - "Nation, I feel so torn. On the one hand, I'm a fan of authoritarians. On the other hand, he's a Muslim." http://t.co/OqmIXZYSZJ #formobile Retweet | Reply | Link

6/11 @ 6:10 PM

ColbertReport - "N.S.A., you're going to want to keep your eye on [John Oliver] because he is suspicious & very talented" http://t.co/v9jkelskQz #formobile Retweet | Reply | Link

6/11 @ 5:04 PM

ColbertReport - TONIGHT: Daniel Bergner discusses his new book, "What Do Women Want? Adventures in the Science of Female Desire" @ComedyCentral 11:30/10:30c Retweet | Reply | Link

6/11 @ 3:40 PM

ColbertReport - Stephen acknowledges that #America is under attack: http://t.co/vWxHi66lzB Retweet | Reply | Link

6/11 @ 1:04 PM

ColbertReport - Want to meet @StephenAtHome backstage at The Colbert Report? http://t.co/mAwNiKJ5is Enter now at @Omaze and support arts education! Retweet | Reply | Link

6/11 @ 11:47 AM

ColbertReport - "This could be the most passive aggressive break up in history." http://t.co/oaVGdp5kjH Stephen on Snowden's decision to flee to Asia. #NSA Retweet | Reply | Link

6/10 @ 9:36 PM

ColbertReport - Guest @FakeDanSavage will join Stephen tonight to discuss this new book. http://t.co/Xz58inEshy Retweet | Reply | Link

6/10 @ 9:35 PM

ColbertReport - Guest @FakeDanSavage will join Stephen tonight to discuss this new book. http://t.co/j15CZ7XVhZ Retweet | Reply | Link

6/10 @ 8:45 PM

ColbertReport - TONIGHT: Stephen randomly selects #Turkey as the next Middle Eastern country to implode. @Comedy Central, 11:30/10:30c. Retweet | Reply | Link

6/10 @ 7:01 PM

ColbertReport - "Now, Laurie, how did this wheat get out? Did it tunnel out of @MonsantoCo from behind a Rita Hayworth poster?" http://t.co/8HNhRTGz8c Retweet | Reply | Link

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