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 5/17 @ 7:19 PM | |
CraigyFerg -
Great birthday. Chased teenagers off my lawn then went to Walgreens for big robot glasses.
Tomorrow facelift & scrotal plumping.
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5/17 @ 7:15 PM | |
CraigyFerg -
“@WilliamShatner: @CraigyFerg looks fantastic for age 70! Happy Birthday!” & you look great for a Québécois. Thanks Bill. #captainmycaptain
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5/17 @ 9:06 AM | |
CraigyFerg -
Thanks for the birthday tweetiness love everybody and a happy birthday to my pal @bobsaget.
#geezerdom
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 5/16 @ 1:19 AM | |
CraigyFerg -
“@lyntlove: I wish Craig @CraigyFerg tweeted during his show.”
I can’t it’s live.
#asliveasanyotherlatenightshow
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5/14 @ 6:49 PM | |
CraigyFerg -
“@iamalexxworkman: My life consists of work & the late late show with @CraigyFerg
I’m sure I used to have friends.”
Yup. Me too.
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 3/20 @ 11:39 PM | |
CraigyFerg -
In the interest of clarity and recording options the @stephenfry episode will not air until May.
#sweeps
#tonightsshowalsogood
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3/20 @ 11:15 PM | |
CraigyFerg -
The wonder that is @stephenfry in LA so we taped a show to air later. I think he is my favorite chat-ee.
#nodisrespecttosexyactressesetc
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3/20 @ 5:08 PM | |
CraigyFerg -
Oh sharts! Now I'm all paranoid about my teeth. Getting phantom wobbles.
Also in my teeth.
#jokeformula
#tryingtocheermyselfup
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3/20 @ 1:21 PM | |
CraigyFerg -
Dental hygienist had to cancel. She has flu. I'm so sorry she is sick.
#evilcackle
#score!
#hopeIdontgetawfulmouthdiseasetoday
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3/20 @ 10:49 AM | |
CraigyFerg -
Ack. Dental cleaning this morning. What's worse, the scraping or the dire warnings about gum disease?
#whineybaby
#geezerteeth
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3/18 @ 9:54 PM | |
CraigyFerg -
Gah! In my excitement when talking to Jenna-Louise Coleman I mistakenly thought the town of Filey was near Blackpool. It is, of course,not.
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3/13 @ 2:57 PM | |
CraigyFerg -
Rumors already swirling in Hollywood that the new Pope will replace Leno on NBC at 1130.
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3/4 @ 11:49 PM | |
CraigyFerg -
Fans of Danish philosopher N.F.S. Grundtvig should tune in to the show tonight.
#alsotherearepenisjokes
#latenightdouchebaggery
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 2/6 @ 10:09 PM | |
CraigyFerg -
@jonronson Don't worry Jon. Everyone is going to be mad at me cause I did a cat joke.
#alsoithinkyoufarted
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2/1 @ 11:58 AM | |
CraigyFerg -
"I have no idea who y'are but y'all seem too cool to be on TV" Ed - Tattoo artist @Eltnola New Orleans.
#bestcomplimentever
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2/1 @ 2:11 PM | |
CraigyFerg -
In hotel lobby in N.O. People watching, feeling new ink burn & listening to "Drugs" from Talking Heads Fear of Music.
#psychokiller
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