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5/18 @ 10:01 PM

ColbertReport - "When you accept other people you have to accept yourself, too. Sometimes that is the hardest part." - @cyndilauper http://t.co/wATLN3NjFv Retweet | Reply | Link

5/18 @ 8:01 PM

ColbertReport - #WeekinReview Darrell Issa knows the difference between acts of terror and terrorist acts and @cyndilauper stops by http://t.co/NSnIEIpBQR Retweet | Reply | Link

5/18 @ 6:02 PM

ColbertReport - What word does Stephen say before he makes his pouty hot face? http://t.co/kUP3e79fyx http://t.co/Z2gbpLs4WI Retweet | Reply | Link

5/18 @ 4:01 PM

ColbertReport - "If at any time during the interview you are not a black woman, let me know." http://t.co/B92biZSdTF #betterknowadistrict Retweet | Reply | Link

5/18 @ 2:02 PM

ColbertReport - "I am going to read this. I don't think I've said that to a guest before. I generally don't read any of the books" http://t.co/VwjwyyqM8e Retweet | Reply | Link

5/18 @ 12:02 PM

ColbertReport - RT if you like "Bearold and Kumar Devour Everyone in a White Castle." http://t.co/6QKgLXStCx http://t.co/VCKArmyDem Retweet | Reply | Link

5/18 @ 10:20 AM

ColbertReport - "[Stuart Varney] is so authentically American, he has the same accent as they did in colonial times." http://t.co/oIYtq5rsge @Foxbusiness Retweet | Reply | Link

5/17 @ 11:30 PM

ColbertReport - “Speaking of Christmas, why are all the presents wrapped? What are they trying to hide?” http://t.co/rJI16tu4db #holder #IRS #scandal Retweet | Reply | Link

5/17 @ 10:14 PM

ColbertReport - Homeboy @azizansari surprised crashed with a set at #comedycellar tonight. SC govie represent! Perfect Mother's Day gift for my mom thanks!! Retweet | Reply | Link

5/17 @ 10:01 PM

ColbertReport - "How dare you cast aspersions on that man's asparagus?" http://t.co/zgBpZrbvQB http://t.co/Yn7zESRDDk Retweet | Reply | Link

5/17 @ 8:01 PM

ColbertReport - "Will America be a place where anyone, anywhere can get a gun ... or will we face the nightmare of not that?" http://t.co/eYtxg30Wit Retweet | Reply | Link

5/17 @ 7:15 PM

ColbertReport - Got a minute? http://t.co/fsfia917hG Retweet | Reply | Link

5/17 @ 6:02 PM

ColbertReport - "If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. The guy who told me that was an idiot" http://t.co/b6mkdNRRJg #colbert Retweet | Reply | Link

5/17 @ 4:00 PM

ColbertReport - Anything not tied down will flop around when you run. That's why we invented underwear as well. -- #DanielLieberman http://t.co/gRKrpuk13m Retweet | Reply | Link

5/17 @ 2:03 PM

ColbertReport - "I'm issuing a firm wag of my man paw at wind turbines or as I now call them, eagle grinders." http://t.co/b6mkdNRRJg http://t.co/dTSL2MGjz0 Retweet | Reply | Link

5/17 @ 12:03 PM

ColbertReport - "What do we want? Guns. Why do we want them? I don't know." http://t.co/rJI16tu4db Retweet | Reply | Link

5/17 @ 12:20 AM

ColbertReport - "Mint is kind of a gay flavor. That guy's got more than a hint of mint. You've never heard that before?" http://t.co/B92biZSdTF #BKAD Retweet | Reply | Link

5/16 @ 11:00 PM

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5/16 @ 9:31 PM

ColbertReport - Stephen says if you find canned cat meat stew disgusting, you are racist. #tbt Tune in for an all-new show @ComedyCentral 11:30/10:30c. Retweet | Reply | Link

5/16 @ 8:40 PM

ColbertReport - TONIGHT: Stephen gets mad at China for moving in on America’s turf by trying to broker peace in the Middle East. @ComedyCentral 11:30/10:30c Retweet | Reply | Link

5/16 @ 7:01 PM

ColbertReport - "You will never catch me eating bugs. I don't even eat gummy worms, I just use them to catch Swedish Fish." http://t.co/wYmx7f43T6 @UN Retweet | Reply | Link

5/16 @ 5:03 PM

ColbertReport - TONIGHT: Harvard professor Daniel Lieberman, PhD, chats about the evolution of the head and foot. Retweet | Reply | Link

5/16 @ 3:02 PM

ColbertReport - "Stephen, I'm telling you. You should try these on." -- @cyndilauper http://t.co/q8CUMCZO9c http://t.co/lQt621LMI6 Retweet | Reply | Link

5/16 @ 1:00 PM

ColbertReport - "Congresswoman, are you chocolate? Does that make me vanilla?" http://t.co/B92biZSdTF #BetterKnowaDistrict Retweet | Reply | Link

5/16 @ 11:12 AM

ColbertReport - "There are boots made for walking and then there are boots you don't walk in." - @cyndilauper http://t.co/I111LWc5Ii http://t.co/UNKo5nHIzT Retweet | Reply | Link

5/16 @ 7:01 AM

ColbertReport - No. 69 on #MaximsHot100: Manti Te'o's fake girlfriend. Have you seen her? Neither has he. http://t.co/kUP3e79fyx http://t.co/fQHK1ckUm3 Retweet | Reply | Link

5/16 @ 12:40 AM

ColbertReport - I trade [Obamacare repeal] tapes ... We call ourselves Deadheads because without health insurance, people will die. http://t.co/lvmoH3uttS Retweet | Reply | Link

5/15 @ 11:00 PM

ColbertReport - House speaker and good source of ____ John Boehner is holding this vote for the best possible reasons. http://t.co/6bE0BRS76G #fillinblank Retweet | Reply | Link

5/15 @ 9:29 PM

ColbertReport - A look at the playbill and memoir of tonight's guest. http://t.co/pW6WHn1NGd Retweet | Reply | Link

5/15 @ 8:50 PM

ColbertReport - TONIGHT: Stephen “better knows” Wisconsin’s fightin’ 4th district with @RepGwenMoore. @ComedyCentral, 11:30/10:30c. Retweet | Reply | Link

5/15 @ 7:03 PM

ColbertReport - "I am telling you, folks, the Donkey-crats just don't get it." http://t.co/lvmoH3uttS http://t.co/41TCfqYfnR Retweet | Reply | Link

5/15 @ 5:03 PM

ColbertReport - TONIGHT: Cyndi Lauper (@cyndilauper) tells The Report about her new Broadway musical, “Kinky Boots” (@KinkyBootsBway). Retweet | Reply | Link

5/15 @ 3:30 PM

ColbertReport - Jesus rose from the dead, my friend, end of story. Did I just write a book? I think I just wrote a Dan Brown novel. http://t.co/BRA2H8sMiM Retweet | Reply | Link

5/15 @ 1:46 PM

ColbertReport - "It is difficult to agree, especially if you have an Hispanic IQ." http://t.co/xNHwCVEyJ7 Retweet | Reply | Link

5/15 @ 11:44 AM

ColbertReport - Last year I'm hot, this year I'm not. You know how hard it is to stay young & firm? http://t.co/6bE0BRS76G @MaximMag http://t.co/BQYFOxxiAa Retweet | Reply | Link

5/14 @ 11:30 PM

ColbertReport - If you don't know bears are godless killing machines, chances are you've been living in a cave and eaten by a bear. http://t.co/gfaRQTbk1Q Retweet | Reply | Link

5/14 @ 9:29 PM

ColbertReport - Tonight's guest on The Report stops by to talk about his exciting new book. http://t.co/vUOn2rukkL Retweet | Reply | Link

5/14 @ 8:50 PM

ColbertReport - TONIGHT: Stephen is upset that he did not make this year’s @MaximMag #Hot100 list. @ComedyCentral, 11:30/10:30c. Retweet | Reply | Link

5/14 @ 7:30 PM

ColbertReport - "No matter how rough @FoxNews slams this story, they still have trouble infecting America with their news herpes." http://t.co/cQUE6uStcp Retweet | Reply | Link

5/14 @ 5:02 PM

ColbertReport - TONIGHT: Dan Brown (@AuthorDanBrown) talks about his new book, “Inferno: A Novel.” Retweet | Reply | Link

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