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5/20 @ 11:48 PM

CraigyFerg - Text REDCROSS to 90999 if you'd like to contribute to the help effort in Oklahoma.

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5/20 @ 11:35 PM

CraigyFerg - Tonight's show was taped last week so there's no mention of the terrible situation in Oklahoma. Sincere condolences to all affected.

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5/17 @ 7:19 PM

CraigyFerg - Great birthday. Chased teenagers off my lawn then went to Walgreens for big robot glasses. Tomorrow facelift & scrotal plumping.

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5/17 @ 7:15 PM

CraigyFerg - “@WilliamShatner: @CraigyFerg looks fantastic for age 70! Happy Birthday!” & you look great for a Québécois. Thanks Bill. #captainmycaptain

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5/17 @ 6:59 PM

CraigyFerg - “@kingsthings: Happy BDay to @CraigyFerg”. Thanks Godfather.

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5/17 @ 6:57 PM

CraigyFerg - “@Arthur_Officiel: @CraigyFerg Happy Birthday from Paris ! Arthur http://t.co/7vfW3ecOQh” Merci mille fois mon ami

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5/17 @ 9:06 AM

CraigyFerg - Thanks for the birthday tweetiness love everybody and a happy birthday to my pal @bobsaget. #geezerdom

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5/16 @ 1:19 AM

CraigyFerg - “@lyntlove: I wish Craig @CraigyFerg tweeted during his show.” I can’t it’s live. #asliveasanyotherlatenightshow

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5/15 @ 7:42 PM

CraigyFerg - Another selfie before makeup at the show http://t.co/XT2sHkZUS3

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5/15 @ 7:37 PM

CraigyFerg - Selfie I took before shaving this morning. http://t.co/IqZapxrW83

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5/14 @ 6:49 PM

CraigyFerg - “@iamalexxworkman: My life consists of work & the late late show with @CraigyFerg I’m sure I used to have friends.” Yup. Me too.

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3/20 @ 11:39 PM

CraigyFerg - In the interest of clarity and recording options the @stephenfry episode will not air until May. #sweeps #tonightsshowalsogood

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3/20 @ 11:15 PM

CraigyFerg - The wonder that is @stephenfry in LA so we taped a show to air later. I think he is my favorite chat-ee. #nodisrespecttosexyactressesetc

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3/20 @ 5:08 PM

CraigyFerg - Oh sharts! Now I'm all paranoid about my teeth. Getting phantom wobbles. Also in my teeth. #jokeformula #tryingtocheermyselfup

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3/20 @ 1:21 PM

CraigyFerg - Dental hygienist had to cancel. She has flu. I'm so sorry she is sick. #evilcackle #score! #hopeIdontgetawfulmouthdiseasetoday

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3/20 @ 10:49 AM

CraigyFerg - Ack. Dental cleaning this morning. What's worse, the scraping or the dire warnings about gum disease? #whineybaby #geezerteeth

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3/19 @ 2:49 PM

CraigyFerg - http://t.co/M4URh06rPV @eddieizzard travels the world making people laugh. He's Comedy Bowie #coolerthanallofus

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3/18 @ 9:54 PM

CraigyFerg - Gah! In my excitement when talking to Jenna-Louise Coleman I mistakenly thought the town of Filey was near Blackpool. It is, of course,not.

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3/15 @ 3:10 PM

CraigyFerg - After 12 pints of Guinness & dropping acid, leprechauns flew out of my ass. Deets in my new special on @netflix http://t.co/J584GtrX4a

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3/13 @ 2:57 PM

CraigyFerg - Rumors already swirling in Hollywood that the new Pope will replace Leno on NBC at 1130.

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3/6 @ 5:52 PM

CraigyFerg - What I do when I'm not at my day job. Thanks @netflix #herecumdaplayaz http://t.co/fCebmfIudU

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3/4 @ 11:49 PM

CraigyFerg - Fans of Danish philosopher N.F.S. Grundtvig should tune in to the show tonight. #alsotherearepenisjokes #latenightdouchebaggery

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2/27 @ 5:31 PM

CraigyFerg - New stand up special. Netflix March 15. Includes instructions on how to perform telekinetic clitoral stimulation http://t.co/nqYq3vS5h3

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2/25 @ 9:43 PM

CraigyFerg - So when are the Oscars this year?

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2/18 @ 11:54 AM

CraigyFerg - How much is that? #doggieinthewindow #theonewiththewaggilytail #40to60%off http://t.co/jM7IUkHM

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2/9 @ 1:34 PM

CraigyFerg - Mr @philcottone is strong. Maybe too strong. http://t.co/7d02FijO

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2/9 @ 1:30 PM

CraigyFerg - Saturday morning Las Vegas. #sweet http://t.co/WetjwbVe

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2/6 @ 10:09 PM

CraigyFerg - @jonronson Don't worry Jon. Everyone is going to be mad at me cause I did a cat joke. #alsoithinkyoufarted

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2/6 @ 12:44 PM

CraigyFerg - RT @roddyhart: Glasgow Blue Skies http://t.co/O27eA00H

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2/6 @ 3:01 PM

CraigyFerg - If you like things that I like then you'll probably like this. http://t.co/7rfT2fsp”

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2/6 @ 12:44 PM

CraigyFerg - RT @roddyhart: Glasgow Blue Skies http://t.co/O27eA00H

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2/4 @ 1:03 PM

CraigyFerg - You might as well know the truth. http://t.co/qlWBZoiR

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2/2 @ 8:07 PM

CraigyFerg - 2 men trying oysters for the first time. #oneofuswussedout #notme #yech http://t.co/aRySw6So

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2/2 @ 8:40 PM

CraigyFerg - If you hang out with Channing Tatum & have beads you can see wonderful things in New Orleans #alsoscareythings http://t.co/aBD99rI1

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2/1 @ 11:58 AM

CraigyFerg - "I have no idea who y'are but y'all seem too cool to be on TV" Ed - Tattoo artist @Eltnola New Orleans. #bestcomplimentever

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2/1 @ 2:11 PM

CraigyFerg - In hotel lobby in N.O. People watching, feeling new ink burn & listening to "Drugs" from Talking Heads Fear of Music. #psychokiller

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2/1 @ 12:30 AM

CraigyFerg - http://t.co/qrvffMJb Anyone requiring a tattoo in N.O. would be well advised to visit these fine people at Electric Ladyland. #moreink

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1/28 @ 7:51 PM

CraigyFerg - In New Orleans getting ready for the Super Bowl special. Got my home comforts #snakecup http://t.co/MHaRJFPx

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