REALJEFFREYROSS on Twitter

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5/22 @ 6:06 PM

realjeffreyross - Try spellcheck, dude. RT @Pontifex_it Vivere il Vangelo è lottare contro l’egoismo. Il Vangelo è perdono e pace; è l’amore che viene da Dio.

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5/22 @ 5:02 PM

realjeffreyross - The @RollingStones are the Mount Rushmore of rock cuz people love to see their crumbling faces. #TheMorningRoast http://t.co/fyw7Hl0Zzt

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5/22 @ 6:14 AM

realjeffreyross - Okay Tuesday you win. I'm goin to sleep. Goodnight.

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5/21 @ 4:02 PM

realjeffreyross - Congrats @Beyonce ! Now that you're pregnant again Gwyneth Paltrow will have a fourth black friend. http://t.co/0Qa7SmWK54 #TheMorningRoast

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5/20 @ 8:40 PM

realjeffreyross - Finally some good news today. RT @realDonaldTrump Because of the tornado tragedy I will not be doing @piersmorgan tonight.

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5/20 @ 2:31 AM

realjeffreyross - This is what happens when 100 comics get together for a party. Thanks for a really fun night #ComedyWeek @YouTube http://t.co/bf4wSApfP9

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5/20 @ 2:25 AM

realjeffreyross - So much fun. Thanks Harley. RT @VirginiaDG @EpicMealTime just roasted @realjeffreyross! Most awesome part of #ComedyWeek so far!

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5/19 @ 6:40 PM

realjeffreyross - I googled it. RT @YouTube @realjeffreyross How'd you get our mom's number? #ComedyWeek

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5/19 @ 5:29 PM

realjeffreyross - FYI #Comedyweek on @YouTube starts tonight w me, @SarahKSilverman @Sethrogen @thelonelyisland @Schwarzenegger, Vince Vaughn & your mom.

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5/19 @ 3:49 PM

realjeffreyross - Haha! Is "Prius" the name of your horse? Miss ya Cousin. RT @johnrich I figured u 4 a "Prius" man?

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5/19 @ 3:38 PM

realjeffreyross - How come my Lincoln is a year old & the lady inside the GPS still can't pronounce "La Cienega"? @LincolnMotorCo

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5/19 @ 6:32 AM

realjeffreyross - Thanks what planet u on? RT @KwbLtd @realjeffreyross without a doubt, the funniest man on the planet!!!!

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5/18 @ 3:30 PM

realjeffreyross - Retweet if you've got powerballs.

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5/18 @ 3:27 PM

realjeffreyross - Not the first time I died on stage RT @CallMeEC Hey @realjeffreyross just watched the CSI episode with u in it. It was weird seeing you dead

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5/18 @ 3:16 PM

realjeffreyross - My fav celeb couple! RT @ChelseaVPeretti Hey @akaBobbyB @nickkroll no offense but I fixed our pic I luv u Farley http://t.co/jYDyObSbAd

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5/18 @ 2:37 PM

realjeffreyross - A mirror perhaps? RT @HuffingtonPost Is there ANYTHING that grosses Ke$ha out? http://t.co/SjBtlljEi4

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5/17 @ 9:24 PM

realjeffreyross - I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU, BEA http://t.co/wIBHZ1b8DX

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5/17 @ 8:34 PM

realjeffreyross - I'm sooo big time. RT @THR YouTube to Hold First Star-Studded Comedy Week http://t.co/Vf8LAAZIpD #comedyweek #jash http://t.co/4bho63oUdw

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5/17 @ 4:18 PM

realjeffreyross - 60 minutes? That's about how long her boyfriends last. RT @60Minutes Tune in on Sunday as we revisit our profile of superstar @TaylorSwift13

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5/17 @ 1:53 PM

realjeffreyross - Good morning Roasters, Check out MY MORNING ROAST of Angelina Jolie's boobs and add your own jokes. http://t.co/L6eSSlpLTs #jash

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5/16 @ 3:45 PM

realjeffreyross - Saw my buddy play "Champagne & Reefer" with @RollingStones last night. Then we celebrated with soda and chips. http://t.co/IlaFpqfuvH

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5/15 @ 4:20 PM

realjeffreyross - Yo, Fat Tony! RT @TonyHinchcliffe Get it together Arizona...May 31 - June 2...I'm at The Tempe Improv with @realjeffreyross. It's a living.

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5/14 @ 6:20 PM

realjeffreyross - High-fives to all the brave young @usairforce @USMC @USNavy @USCG @USArmy recruits I saw take the oath last night. http://t.co/AfMpV5UiEX

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5/14 @ 6:01 AM

realjeffreyross - I dunno, a mortician? RT @RollingStones Goodbye, Ruby Tuesday Who could hang a name on you?

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5/13 @ 5:00 PM

realjeffreyross - Ya ready, Tempe? RT @ADSanchez84 Just found out that @realjeffreyross is headlining the @tempeimprov May 31st-June 2nd. #ReadyToBeRoasted

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5/12 @ 10:05 PM

realjeffreyross - Congrats! Honored to be your first guest @sethmeyers.

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5/12 @ 10:03 PM

realjeffreyross - Honored to be your first guest @sethmeyers.

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5/12 @ 2:47 PM

realjeffreyross - Say hi to your mom for me.

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5/10 @ 7:58 PM

realjeffreyross - Breaking news: ABC cancels NBC.

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5/10 @ 5:54 PM

realjeffreyross - Definitely retweet this if you know how to spell definitely.

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5/10 @ 5:36 PM

realjeffreyross - Tonight I'm gonna take a few hits & watch @bobsaget's hopefully filthy and definetly hilarious new stand up special at 10pm @SHO_Network!

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5/9 @ 4:25 PM

realjeffreyross - Found this old pic: Roasting Jerry Lewis w Robert DeNiro and Martin Scorcese at the NY Friars Club #throwbackthursday http://t.co/H47bstNlzs

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5/9 @ 4:22 PM

realjeffreyross - Found this old pic: Roasting Jerry Lewis w Robert DeNiro and Martin Scorcese at the NY Friars Club #throwbackthursday http://t.co/3sNRVs7SbJ

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5/8 @ 8:33 PM

realjeffreyross - Shout out to @marcmaron and @amyschumer on their awesome new shows. Great week for comics!

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5/8 @ 8:02 PM

realjeffreyross - Suddenly I feel bad for all those pinatas. #cincodemayo

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