jimmykimmel on Twitter

5/19 @ 10:57 PM

jimmykimmel - congratulations #UNLV grads & thanks for having me. When do I take off this dress? Sincerely, Dr. Kimmel Retweet | Reply | Link

5/17 @ 1:51 PM

jimmykimmel - So the 5th dentist is just an asshole, right? Retweet | Reply | Link

5/17 @ 1:11 PM

jimmykimmel - the very funny @JimOHeir weighs in on Abercrombie & Fitch http://t.co/GVli9jQ4zC Retweet | Reply | Link

5/17 @ 11:31 AM

jimmykimmel - in case you want to see the cutest thing maybe ever http://t.co/p9R9s1hpsa #TheBabyBachelor Retweet | Reply | Link

5/16 @ 8:11 PM

jimmykimmel - pulled another one on my Aunt Chippy - and if you think she's faking it, you are mistaken (and probably dumb) http://t.co/CSge3BBg5d Retweet | Reply | Link

5/16 @ 5:26 PM

jimmykimmel - Tonight on #JKL at 11:35 Chris Pine #STID, Connie Britton #Nashville, music from @DawesTheBand #StoriesDontEnd and The Baby Bachelor! Retweet | Reply | Link

5/16 @ 2:03 PM

jimmykimmel - congratulations to apple on 50 BILLION app downloads - do you know what #1 all-time is? http://t.co/ITG4S1ebuS #iTunes Retweet | Reply | Link

5/15 @ 4:57 PM

jimmykimmel - Tonight on #JKL JJ Abrams @Bad_Robot #STID, @JasonCollins34, @JarronCtwin & music from @Huey_Lewis_News #Sports30 Retweet | Reply | Link

5/12 @ 3:10 PM

jimmykimmel - It's important not to forget today that mothers can also be annoying Retweet | Reply | Link

5/10 @ 4:10 PM

jimmykimmel - I wish Vine had Tivo. Who can sit through all that? Retweet | Reply | Link

5/9 @ 6:12 PM

jimmykimmel - also tonight on #JKL - because you want it - #MeanTweets number 4 Retweet | Reply | Link

5/9 @ 5:13 PM

jimmykimmel - Tonight on #JKL at 11:35 @TobeyMaguire #TheGreatGatsby, @KerryWashington #Peeples #Scandal & @IAmWill #WillPower Retweet | Reply | Link

5/8 @ 4:20 PM

jimmykimmel - Tonight on #JKL at 11:35 @ZoeSaldana #STID, @BillSimmons #NBACountdown & music from @FitzAndTantrums #MoreThanJustADream Retweet | Reply | Link

3/21 @ 10:28 PM

jimmykimmel - disappointed, but congrats to #Cal and thanks @CoachDaveRice & @UNLVRebellion for another fun season Retweet | Reply | Link

3/21 @ 5:57 PM

jimmykimmel - a #ThrowbackThursday salute to @TheCousinSal & @R_Roddy_Piper http://t.co/7ZXysaeGfD Retweet | Reply | Link

3/21 @ 5:48 PM

jimmykimmel - Tonight on #JKL at 11:35 Ellen Pompeo #GreysAnatomy, #TheBachelor @SeanLowe09 #DWTS & music from @LianneLaHavas #IsYourLoveBigEnough Retweet | Reply | Link

3/20 @ 4:58 PM

jimmykimmel - New #JKL tonight at 11:35 with Halle Berry #TheCall, Elle Fanning #GingerAndRosa & music from @RDGLDGRN #RedGoldGreen Retweet | Reply | Link

3/19 @ 4:02 PM

jimmykimmel - New #JKL tonight at 11:35 with @GerardButler #OlympusHasFallen, @VanessaHudgens #SpringBreakers & music from T.I. @Tip #TroubleMan Retweet | Reply | Link

3/18 @ 4:37 PM

jimmykimmel - New #JKL tonight at 11:35 with Jennifer Love Hewitt @TheReal_JLH #TheClientList, @SteveYeun #TheWalkingDead & music from @KeyshiaCole Retweet | Reply | Link

3/16 @ 1:41 AM

jimmykimmel - Go forth, Rebels! @UNLVRebellion Retweet | Reply | Link

3/13 @ 11:14 PM

jimmykimmel - More like Pope Fran...tastic! #greatchoiceguys! Retweet | Reply | Link

3/8 @ 8:50 PM

jimmykimmel - Rainbows are God's way of telling us that he likes to jazz things up sometimes http://t.co/HMixpNbGMT Retweet | Reply | Link

3/7 @ 4:08 PM

jimmykimmel - Tonight on #JKL at 11:35/10:35c @KobeBryant, Dominic Monaghan @DomsWildThings #WildThings & music from @RivalSons #HeadDown Retweet | Reply | Link

3/7 @ 3:52 PM

jimmykimmel - Dear @kobebryant - please do not do to me tonight what you did to the Hornets last night. I'm delicate. Retweet | Reply | Link

3/6 @ 5:08 PM

jimmykimmel - Tonight on #JKL at 11:35/10:35c @JessicaSimpson #FashionStar, @JimJefferies #Legit @LukeBryanOnline #SpringBreakHereToParty Retweet | Reply | Link

3/5 @ 4:29 PM

jimmykimmel - Tonight on #JKL at 11:35/10:35c @ZachBraff #OzTheGreatAndPowerful, @LaurenCohan #TheWalkingDead & music from Dave Grohl's @SoundCityMovie Retweet | Reply | Link

3/5 @ 11:22 AM

jimmykimmel - people are full of a little something called "it" http://t.co/TnerQOOEUv Retweet | Reply | Link

3/4 @ 4:28 PM

jimmykimmel - Tonight on #JKL at 11:35/10:35c @IAmDiddy, @TheBenShow #TheBenShow & music from @Sean_Rowe #TheSalesmanAndTheShark Retweet | Reply | Link

2/28 @ 4:50 PM

jimmykimmel - #ThrowbackThursday #tbt me & my brother @jonkimmel in front of my prescient personalized license plate http://t.co/08v3ZAtDBn Retweet | Reply | Link

2/28 @ 4:40 PM

jimmykimmel - a strong defense of @SethMacFarlane http://t.co/ulJmMowWxX Retweet | Reply | Link

2/28 @ 4:02 PM

jimmykimmel - followed by a new #JKL at 11:35/10:35c w/Jim Parsons, @GavinNewsom & music from @ZiggyMarley Retweet | Reply | Link

2/28 @ 4:02 PM

jimmykimmel - Tonight in prime time at 10/9c "JKL: After the Oscars" with @iamjamiefoxx and @channingtatum Retweet | Reply | Link

2/28 @ 4:00 PM

jimmykimmel - more like IN-sanitizer, right guys?! Right? Retweet | Reply | Link

2/28 @ 2:08 PM

jimmykimmel - they stole this man's prized porn collection http://t.co/ycsueL8G6i Retweet | Reply | Link

2/28 @ 12:08 PM

jimmykimmel - don't forget your #dezzing today http://t.co/qGt4l86YHI Retweet | Reply | Link

2/27 @ 5:50 PM

jimmykimmel - note to Morrissey - if you have more dumb statements to make, I invite you to make them where I do, on my show http://t.co/6QOc5uV4O7 Retweet | Reply | Link

2/27 @ 4:05 PM

jimmykimmel - Tonight on #JKL at 11:35/10:35c @GordonRamsay01 #HellsKitchen, Stanley Tucci #JackTheGiantSlayer & music from @GoldFields #BlackSun Retweet | Reply | Link

2/27 @ 2:55 PM

jimmykimmel - It’s OK to use the bathroom at my house as long as you buy something. Retweet | Reply | Link

2/26 @ 3:47 PM

jimmykimmel - Tonight on #JKL at 11:35/10:35c Terrence Howard #DeadManDown, the guys from @DuckDynastyAE #DuckDynasty & music from @Churchillband #Change Retweet | Reply | Link

2/26 @ 12:26 PM

jimmykimmel - Fred Armisen and @50cent together for the first of MANY films http://t.co/2B1DwdmTCh Retweet | Reply | Link

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